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Synopsis
Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.
Cast
Dave Annable·Bryan Lighthouse
Katharine McPhee·Masha Nikitin
Rob Schneider·Ernesto
Mena Suvari·Tonya
Tia Carrere·Lani
Kathy Bates·Bryan's Mother
Ken Davitian·Vadik Nikitin
Kevin Dunn·Agent Ross
Vinnie Jones·Brick
Stephen Tobolowsky·Plumber