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Synopsis
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast
Len Cariou·Norm Archer
Ken Takemoto·Sensei
Steven Seagal·Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin·Dana Dobbs
Don McManus·Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton·Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed·Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher·White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim·Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter·Cooking Show Chef