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Synopsis
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Cast
Mike Myers·Guru Pitka
Jessica Alba·Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake·Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Romany Malco·Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good·Prudence
John Oliver·Dick Pants
Verne Troyer·Coach Punch Cherkov
Manu Narayan·Rajneesh
Stephen Colbert·Jay Kell
Jim Gaffigan·Trent Lueders