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Synopsis
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Cast
Vinnie Jones·Danny Meehan
David Kelly·Doc
David Hemmings·Governor
Ralph Brown·Burton
Vas Blackwood·Massive
Robbie Gee·Trojan
Geoff Bell·Ratchett
John Forgeham·Sykes
Sally Phillips·Tracey
Danny Dyer·Billy the Limpet