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Synopsis
Oregon, a small town near the sea, around 1870. Henry, a grieving man who aspires to preach as a way to overcome his unfortunate past, reunites with eccentric pioneer Samuel Alabaster, who has hired him to officiate at his marriage to the precious Penelope. What Henry ignores is that both must embark on a dangerous journey through the inhospitable wilderness to meet her.
Cast
Robert Pattinson·Samuel Alabaster
Mia Wasikowska·Penelope
David Zellner·Parson Henry
Nathan Zellner·Rufus Cornell
Joseph Billingiere·Zachariah Running Bear
Robert Forster·Old Preacher
Morgan Lund·Bar Creep
David Wingo·Barrel of Laughs
Russell Mael·Prairie Crooner
Gabriel Casdorph·Anton Cornell